A brand-new acrylic Aston Villa keyring in claret finish with the nickname "The Villa" at the bottom.  Designed to look like a UK number plate with the Euro flag symbol at the side.

A brand-new acrylic plastic coaster with "Best Mum in the Whole Wide World" printed in a pink girly style.  Ideal gift for your lovely Mum - show her how much you appreciate her - she'll remember everytime she has a brew.

A brand-new 25 way female D sub connector with solder buckets for easy soldering.  Comes complete with matching black plastic hood with fixing screws and cable clamp.

Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF EXTREME BODY ODOURS

Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Double the amount of showers you take - maybe even upto 2 a month."