Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF BAD DRIVING.

Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Keep BOTH hands on the wheel, don't use one to make phone calls, pick your nose, scratch your crotch or to light a cigarette".

A set of 2 novelty ASBOs made to the same high quality as our personalised ones, but with all the details removed so you can make your own!  Has large section for writing restrictions, receipient's name, sender's name and of course the actual offence!

Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF FARTING IN PUBLIC.

Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Do not eat cabbage, beans or eggs!".

Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF BEING A SHOPAHOLIC.

Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Stay away from all fashion magzines, celebrity gossip magazines and other publications likely to feed your appetite for shopping."

Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF BEING A PISSHEAD.

Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Try to drink low alcohol lager for a change instead of the meths, brake fluid and furniture polish."

Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF BEING A TIGHT ARSE

Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Open your wallet occasionally even if it's just to let the moths get some air"

Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF BEING TONE DEAF

Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Trying to sing a song without knowing any of the actual words."

Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF SMOKING EXCESSIVELY

Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Use mints after every fag so your breath doesn't smell like a bus exhaust".

Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF EXTREME BODY ODOURS

Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Double the amount of showers you take - maybe even upto 2 a month."