Novelty ASBO Certificate for the Offence of: Farting in Public

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Farting in Public - Novelty ASBO Certificate

New

Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF FARTING IN PUBLIC.

Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Do not eat cabbage, beans or eggs!".

Supplied : Triple Folded
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£3.49

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  International Shipping Available

If you are outside the UK please read this important information before purchasing

Colour laser printed onto quality woven/bond paper.  Has ASBO watermark/logos etc for novelty value.  Ideal for giving to your friends and family as a great joke or to send them a message - STOP FARTING! 

Your ASBO will be supplied triple folded ready to fit inside a DL size envelope.  If you would like it supplied flat in a board-backed envelope so it can be framed, please select that option.  The extra charge covers the cost of additional postage and packaging costs.

In order for us to personalise the ASBO for you, please complete your details in the boxes below and then press the SAVE button.  If you do not require the ASBO personalising, then just type the world BLANK into the text boxes below so that we know.

PLEASE MAKE SURE THE INFORMATION YOU PROVIDE UPON ORDERING IS SPELT CORRECTLY - WE CANNOT PROVIDE A REFUND DUE TO SPELLING ERRORS CAUSED BY THE INFORMATION YOU HAVE SUPPLIED.

Hurry! only 45 items left in stock.
New

Data sheet

Size
A4
Personalised
Yes
Print Type
Colour Laser
Pack Size
1

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International shipping is at extra cost - all international orders are sent tracked via Royal Mail.

All international orders are sent delivered duties unpaid (DDU).  This means that you are responsible for any additional duties including import taxes that may be applied by your country.  Each country have their own rules and charges - we recommend you contact your country's tax office for more clarification.

For our full shipping policy, including returns information please visit our shipping page here

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