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A novelty car sign with the wording Shoeaholic on Board. If you just can't get enough shoes and have a shoe rack busting or a wardrobe full then this is definately for you! Comes complete with suction cup for attaching to your car's window. A novelty car sign with the wording Shoeaholic on Board. If you just...
Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF BAD DRIVING. Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Keep BOTH hands on the wheel, don't use one to make phone calls, pick your nose, scratch your crotch or to light a cigarette". Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF...
A set of 2 novelty ASBOs made to the same high quality as our personalised ones, but with all the details removed so you can make your own! Has large section for writing restrictions, receipient's name, sender's name and of course the actual offence! A set of 2 novelty ASBOs made to the same high quality as our...
Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF FARTING IN PUBLIC. Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Do not eat cabbage, beans or eggs!". Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF...
Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF BEING A SHOPAHOLIC. Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Stay away from all fashion magzines, celebrity gossip magazines and other publications likely to feed your appetite for shopping." Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF...
Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF BEING A PISSHEAD. Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Try to drink low alcohol lager for a change instead of the meths, brake fluid and furniture polish." Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF...
Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF BEING A TIGHT ARSE Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Open your wallet occasionally even if it's just to let the moths get some air" Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF...
Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF BEING TONE DEAF Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Trying to sing a song without knowing any of the actual words." Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF...
Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF SMOKING EXCESSIVELY Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Use mints after every fag so your breath doesn't smell like a bus exhaust". Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF...
Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF EXTREME BODY ODOURS Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Double the amount of showers you take - maybe even upto 2 a month." Quality novelty Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO), FOR THE OFFENCE OF...
A brand-new acrylic plastic fridge magnet for all chocolate lovers. Designed in the style of a CCTV warning sign, this is to deter would-be thieves from stealing your stash of chocolate from the fridge! A brand-new acrylic plastic fridge magnet for all chocolate lovers....
A brand-new acrylic plastic fridge magnet for all cider lovers. Designed in the style of a CCTV warning sign, this is to deter would-be thieves from stealing your supply of nicely chilled cider from the fridge! A brand-new acrylic plastic fridge magnet for all cider lovers....